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Saturday, October 14, 2017

Haze-y Days!



While on the long train of experimentation for creating fog, I've also began side developing environment-specific haze/fog effects with dust motes etc.

Out for release is the Autumn Haze & Ocean Haze variants!

Each is a single mesh cloud with specifically adjusted particle effects (click to turn off) - they're approximately 7m in size and move around realistically.

You can (and should) adjust the transparency, color, glow, etc to suit your windlight specifically.

You can get the Autumn Haze FREE by visiting our Redeux stall and clicking the gift bag,
You'll also be able to buy the Ocean Haze for 25L$ next to it.

Both will be available for purchase at the 25L$ price on Marketplace soon.

Our existing Creeping Fog (25L$), Blooming Ivy (25L$), and Dewdrop Cobwebs (50L$) are also available at the event location for a last call on their sale prices.


Thursday, October 12, 2017

Fifty Linden Frightdays~ ♥



Happy Friday everyone!

It's Fifty Linden Friday this week at Dysfunctionality, and we have some adorable new spooky items for you~ ♥

Out this week is a special limited recolor of the Kitty Pumpkins in Solid tones, as well as the all-new Dewdrop Cobwebs!

Each are 1 land impact and low lag scripted with lots of options.


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Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Skulls, and donuts, and cats! Oh my!






The Season's Story, Autumn round & celebratory 4th year anniversary is open now~ ♥

All of our new releases there are 25% off exclusively at the event this month.

This brings the price of each Kitty Pumpkin pack to 109L$ and the Donut Pumpkins to 57L$!

Each Kitty Pumpkin Pack has 10 exterior color choices (including 3 heart patterns!), as well as 8 interior ambient lighting colors or optionally an off state. 3 unique mesh models included~

Donut Pumpkins include a single mesh and 3 texture choices.

We also have a new gift out at the location only, the Holdable Skully~ A simple orange melting candle atop a skeletal head with twinkling and dancing flames. Holdable with a single animation.

I hope you'll visit and enjoy the festive cheer!


Creepy Tuesday!


Tis the season for spooky things, and nothing is moreso than the ominous rolling cloud of fog~

For 25L$ this week only, we have our all-new original mesh & handpainted textures "Creeping Fog" pack!

Includes 4 fog meshes & 3 particle emitters to mix & match. Each are 4-7m in size and move about realistically.

You can get unique new looks by using color tinting, transparency adjustment, glow adjustment, and adjusting the size/shape. ♥


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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

We Love Fluffy Ferns!


It's time for another round of We Love Roleplay!

I want to apologise that our full larger release didn't make the cut this round due to some... catastrophic computer issues which really cut time short for work.

But! I did manage to get our Fluffy Ferns finalised in to a rudimentary pack~ 

Included is 9 texture options as shown with subtle swaying, optional twinkling lights, & 4 unique mesh shapes which are all a mere 1 land impact each & material enabled!

All of this in a low lag, custom scripted regionwide texture change control & access menu.

It's 25% off during the October round of We Love Roleplay, only at the event location!


Tuesday, October 3, 2017

For Max, a Potted Fern


For years, Maxwell Graf has been around the Second Life community as a creator and purveyor of fine rustic and fantasy wares. Many of you may know his store, Rustica, as it has co-existed along several other major medieval fantasy merchants for years along with our brand.

We have known him personally and professionally, and like all who do, you can't help but love the jovial and crude sense of humour he always has, or respect the work he has put in to helping the SL community & merchants as a sort of community liaison to the corporate overlords.

Recently, everyones beloved friend Max has had some RL troubles that can be read about HERE as part of his plea for help. Some kind merchants have stepped up to the plate and are putting donation items for 100% donation to Max during the next 7 days.

So please consider stopping by the ForMax event and picking up our new Max's Magic Potted Fern, a twinkly little houseplant for just 75L$ - all of which will go to him!

Further that, we have no current plans to sell this item after the event (and there is no redelivery of it due to the scripts they require us to use) so please grab it before it disappears.


Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Blooming in to 25L$ Tuesdays~!



Happy 25L$ Tuesday everyone!

This week we have the all new Blooming Ivy Set available~

Included in this 7-piece unique mesh set is 8 handpainted flower & 11 handpainted ivy texture color options, available via a regionwide, access control, & easy to delete low lag script!

75% off this week only, so be sure to stop by to buy or gift.



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Sunday, September 24, 2017

Autumn Review & Gift Card Promo!



It's sure cooled down here lately, such a relief after a scorching year. Burning Man was almost unbearable! But with it brings the new season, Autumn is here~

To celebrate this beautiful time of year, we're having a special promotion from today until October 15th at 11am SLT~

ALL Gift Cards (50, 100, 200, 500, & 1000L$ denominations) are 25% off.
No other pre-existing discount applies. Inworld & MP. Usable on all in-world vendors!

Earn 50L$ Gift Cards for each fair Marketplace review on a product left.
Limit 4 per SL avatar, only on items sold over 25L$, max (2) two purchases under 50L$. Existing purchases applicable. 

All price level reviews, and all gift card purchases over 100L$ will count as an entry in to the raffle for 1000L$, 500L$, 250L$ & bonus gift cards in end of period! No limit on entries (unlimited reviews count for this.)

If you'd like to check products you could write a review on, please check your Redelivery page from any inworld terminal. All items which indicate you purchased them on SL Marketplace, are over 25L$, and have not left reviews on prior are eligible. 

So excited to continue being able to offer you new items with a priority on efficiency and design at an affordable price~ Please enjoy this adorable work-in-progress shot of an upcoming release!



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